ABOUT US
Ohaiii new best friend! I'm Stevie and the dummy in my mouth is my little sister, Smudge. We are the inspiration behind this shop!
Our mom says that we're also responsible for any order processing delays! We don't know what that means, but it sounds important! 💩
Meet the Turds
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STEVIE
Shop the collection that started it allChief Inspiration Officer
Pronouns: she/her/turd
Nicknames: Stevie Weevie, Weevy, Q-Tip
Birthday: October 20
Personality: Everyone's friend
Favorite Toys: Bubbles, balls, and her K9 Kannon ball launcher
Favorite Word/Place: Outside
Toxic Trait: Greets everyone with her butt
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SMUDGE
This is definitely NOT a secret link to a super cool, even better shop. Don't click me!!Drama Queen, Aspiring Reality TV Star, Retired Skateboarder
Pronouns: she/her/turd
Nicknames: Smudgey Wudgey
Birthday: December 7
Personality: None of your business
Favorite Toy: Whatever Stevie is playing with
Special Skills: Dropping Smudge bombs
Toxic Trait: Loves to kiss on the first date